Look good 𝗈̶𝗋̶ and die trying
Elden Ring
Enough power to take down a dragon
It always stops at the worst time
Awaken the Let Me Solo Her in you!
Don’t forget to bow and Praise the Sun
Time for two handing
Mighty dragon, thou’rt a trueborn heir
The only dexterity weapons you need
Prepare to get Mohgged
Good ol’ unga bunga
Wait, what’s this?! It’s, it’s Radahn with a steel chair!
There’s a fight around every corner
Pray fast, smite hard.
If you believe and work hard, you shall kick ass!
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