This is why we can’t have nice things

Hurricane Melissa makes landfall as a Houston tourist posts updates from its path

Not only did the detainee escape

They are among us

Seriously, what is this?

They Need To Have Their Eyes Checked

Eww

What kind of choice is that?

What a weird reaction

That is absolutely wild

I’m glad they’re getting the help they need

What are we supposed to do now?

If you’re an affected individual, you may want to listen to this one

Walmart could be hard up in a few months