If only Kermit was this sober in Omegle

Great, now they’re disseminating actual semen

Special access? Why not just baby-oil the lock?

Juan way ticket to county jail

What a pickle of a situation

Probably unrelated to the exorbitant egg prices

Sounds like a plot for a Tarantino movie

“You were the chosen one!”

What about next year?

Might as well double check that diploma

Ah yes, the premium landlord special

Was this what the politicians had in mind?

There better be a special place in hell for them

Probably unrelated