It’s not unusual for customers to give reviews after trying out restaurants. But when it comes to giving internet-breaking reviews, only a few know how to do it. One TikTok influencer with the username Cayla Clark blew the internet with her creative review of a Tennessee brunch spot.
The influencer’s TikTok update began with an outlook of the Hamptons Inn before showing the interior. When inside, the social media user remarked on the aesthetic of the Inn, describing the green and black colored walkway carpets as “jaundiced alligator backs.”
As for the quality of food served, the social media user sarcastically praised the restaurant for having “the best Condom mental breakfast in the country.” She went ahead to the breakfast counter, showing the different items available.
“They have every shade of coffee you can think of, and they all taste like an indoor swimming pool.” As Clark served her meal, she commented on each item and shared her thoughts on how it looked. She said, “They have boxed yellow Yukon and sausage patties that look exactly like my areolas. They’re enormous brown and look like someone hot glued poppy seeds to a frisbee.”
The hard-boiled eggs were in a transparent box, which the TikToker referred to as an “incubator,” and there were portable cereals. Soon, Clark began eating her food, starting with what she called, “part fart” – a dish made from yogurt and other things she didn’t mention.
However, for the taste, the influencer was certain it tasted like a “hospital.” Again, she emphasized the appearance of the sausage, claiming it looked like “human tiddies,” and held a piece to her chest.
Before ending her review, Clark noted the “cuck chair” in her hotel room and humored viewers with a scene of her sitting on the chair while her partner ate her breakfast. The media enthusiast joked, “He’s making my breakfast so much happier than I could ever make it.”
Of course, the video caught Internet users’ attention, amassing over 38,000 views and comments. One user wrote, “I’ve never seen a more unhinged TikTok girl, and I’m in awe of the cuck chair. Stop thinking of the cuck chair.”
Another commenter who enjoyed the clip chimed in, “That was one of the wildest rides I’ve ever been on, and I don’t want to get off the roller coaster.”
“This is PEAK internet,” read another comment, while a fifth person gushed, “Absolutely. This is the INTERNET I signed up for.”
Undoubtedly, not many reviews can top this!
