Nintendo’s next-gen has arrived

A new world awaits…

Let’s hope we don’t have to shoot walls to finish the game this time

Rest here weary traveler, you’ve run far too many current generation games

New toys, but don’t expect them to be shiny

Don’t worry it’s not as annoying as an actual antivirus

Open for worship

There’s a Starman, burning on the stage

Backstreet’s back, alright!

Turning gold into even brighter gold

Everything’s set, why not?

Sweet but disappointing

“You boys are always a pleasure to cook for”

You have been warned