Riddle me this.

For all you baby Helldivers out there.

This is where your taxes go.

Unlimited power!

It’s time to race to victory in style with Lina Scorch!

If you believe and work hard, you shall kick ass!

Who’s ziplining around here?

Make your decision.

What does it do?

You might even learn how to Moon Walk in the process.

How fast can you gain fame and fortune?

You can do it Yuffie!

This choice can make your life a little easier.

The ambiguous fate of a diva.