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Home»Celebrity»Sydney Sweeney Sparks ‘the Most Reddit Moment of the Year’ in Hilarious Fanfic Amid Breakup Rumors: ‘She’s Easily Obtainable’

Sydney Sweeney Sparks ‘the Most Reddit Moment of the Year’ in Hilarious Fanfic Amid Breakup Rumors: ‘She’s Easily Obtainable’

She’s gunning for some mystery in her love life but fans have other ideas

Judith IkeBy Judith IkeMarch 14, 20254 Mins Read
Sydney Sweeney pictured leaving a hotel December 2024.
Image source: MEGA

Sydney Sweeney‘s postponed wedding to fiance Johnathan Davino sparks breakup rumors, birthing a hilarious storyline about what may have played out on the internet. Sweeney and her longtime partner became engaged in 2022 after dating for about four years. News of their decision to postpone their wedding, initially slated for May 2025, first broke last month, with reports suggesting the couple’s busy lives necessitated the postponement. However, rumors soon began to swirl that their altered wedding arrangements indicated something far more complicated.

The rumors blew up this week following reports that the actress has been enjoying an extended stay at The Beverly Hills Hotel since mid-February, without her husband-to-be. She reportedly stepped out for several meals with her girlfriends during the period, including a lunch outing with Lauren Sanchez this weekend. Additionally, Davino was noticeably missing from Sweeney’s side during her trip to France for the Paris Fashion Week, and was last spotted publicly with her in January. The 41-year-old’s continued absence, coupled with the abruptly postponed wedding, ultimately spurred rumors of a crumbling relationship.

Internet Starts Hilarious Sydney Sweeney Fanfic With ‘Mark’ Character Amid Breakup Rumors

Sydney Sweeney and fiancé Johnathan Davino.
Image source: MEGA

In the wake of the latest revelation about her solo hotel stay, Sydney Sweeney’s fans are reacting to the Johnathan Davino breakup rumors with a progressive fanfic on Reddit, centered around a potential love interest named “Mark.” The fictional storyline commenced when one fan suggested their “unemployed cousin” Mark would find the breakup news thrilling. The comment, which has since attracted over six thousand upvotes, read,

“This is great news for my uneployed cousing Mark, who said she is ‘easily obtainble.'”

Other fans did not hesitate to join the fun, chipping in their concocted lines to make the story more wholesome. One wrote,

“Remind Mark to be careful that she doesn’t get too clingy. He needs to keep his options open for when something better comes around.”

Another chimed in,

“Just saw someone in Walmart shoot himself cos he has to compete with Mark.”

A third added,

“In all fairness to your unemployed cousin, it might actually be easier to land Sydney Sweeney than a job in this economy.”

Another comment read,

“From what I heard, she’s a MAGA, so Mark may need to lower his standards a bit.”

Fans Dig Sweeney’s Fictional Potential Love Interest

Sydney Sweeney at the Vanity Fair Oscars Party 2025.
Image source: MEGA

Some fans attempted to make a more concise description of the fictional “Mark” character, with suggestions labeling him a “3 on a good day,” “confident,’ and possibly “a high value male” with a bucket list of hot celebrities he’d like to hook up with. One fan suggested they hire Mark to make his move on Sweeney, with many insisting they would give “Mark” a run for the actress. Many fans joined the commentary, revealing how much they were rooting for Mark to win Sydney Sweeny over after her supposed breakup. One Reddit user wrote,

“Rooting for Mark! Maybe that’s what she needs! A guy to spend time with her and take care of her instead of being occupied by work.”

Another added,

“Somewhere a pickup artist retreat is missing its host. With that level of confidence? Spicy! Good luck, Mark! We’re all rooting for you over here.”

A third fan commented,

“May the force be with you Young Mark.”

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Fans admittedly found the “Mark” fiction comical, deeming the progressing story “The most Reddit moment of the year.” While neither Sydney Sweeney nor her fiance Johnathan Davino has addressed these breakup speculations so far, insiders have weighed in on their romance status, confirming the duo hit a rough patch. One source claimed the couple struggled to determine whether continuing their relationship worked in their best interest.

Another insists that Sweeney’s flourishing career kept her from settling down as “it might not be the right time,” with several projects and opportunities laid out before her in the coming months. Aside from her return to Euphoria as Cassie Novak, the star would appear on the upcoming ’50s romance, Scandalous!, and as the lead character in the upcoming biopic about Christy Martin, the most successful female boxer of the ’90s.

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A passionate writer with a knack for all things entertainment, always seeking creative ways to put those passions into words. Judith enjoys exploring the hottest gist in the world of celebrities, TV, and style.

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