Seattle Cops Want You to Get High in Front of Them⦠for Research: ‘Finding Creative Ways to Deport You to El Salvador’ Free transportation afterward… to your home, ideally By Sid NatividadApril 17, 2025
Iowa Man Wins $30K by Just Relaxing on a Park Bench: ‘Swiftest $30K This Guy Will Make in His Life š’ The cops essentially hand him the money By AugustApril 17, 2025
George RR Martin Finally Reveals Why ‘Winds of Winter is 13 Years Late,’ Swears Elden Ring & Dire Wolf Pups Didn’t Impede Him Who could resist Elden Ring & dire wolf puppers, though? By Sid NatividadApril 17, 2025
Florida Tenant of 3 Years Gets Evicted Explicitly for Being Trans: ‘I’m Surrounded by Conservatives and MAGA’ Tell the landlord to pound sand By AugustApril 17, 2025
Today’s Horoscope: April 17th ā Take Baby Steps Everything has its own pace By Giovanna De ItaApril 17, 2025
Manhattan Mental Health in New York Shines Light on Latest Dangerous “SkinnyTok” Trend, āYou Are More Than Your Weightā What an ugly and unhelpful trend By Brady Klinger-MeyersApril 17, 2025
Florida Bride Didnāt Want to Be Late for Her Big Day, āThe Brideās Driver Now Has a Mandatory Court Dateā No event is worth speeding over By Brady Klinger-MeyersApril 17, 2025
Texas Food Bank Faces Crisis as Federal Funding Cuts Leave 716,000 Meals Missing: āIs America Great Again, Yet?’ Trump strikes again By Gabriela JessicaApril 17, 2025
Diddy And Kanye Scheming Jaw-Dropping Comeback Tour: ‘Delusion At The Highest Level’ They can’t be serious By Joann SchefflerApril 17, 2025
Florida House Says āNoā to Golf Courses in State Parks, Protects Nature: āHas Hell Frozen Over Yet?’ Good By Gabriela JessicaApril 17, 2025