It could’ve gone worse.

Diploma secured, dean ignored

He even shook hands with guests.

Bathrooms over Bears?

The cop had questions about the wrong person

Illinois pulls the plug on data center perks

What kind of celebration is allowed?

Chicago’s Tuesday morning got very federal

What did he expect?

Not a very reassuring thing to hear

Netizens did not agree

Well, they won’t do that again

Maybe she just wanted something to complain about

Poor millionaires