Will these new guidelines be enough?

She took that way too far

This is controversial

Didn’t she see the cameras?

And the planet is flat too, right?

Will Missouri continue to be a red state?

All of this over a sandwich?

Even Charles Dickens would be shocked

That’s one way to trigger a criminal investigation

Becoming the lawn

She might have succeeded

The freemasons somehow entered the conversation

He was being reasonable

Quite the unacceptable way to advertise