Being a pirate is so much more fun

No more long corpse runs

Like stealing cookie dough from a bodybuilder

Nature’s bitter bounty

Bring on the waves of toys

Lifting weights sounds easy here

That’s a bummer

Redeem codes and slay

Using bricks as currency is a new one

Coated with gold and just as rare

Let the full moon’s light guide you

Drop the mainsail

While you were busy roleplaying, I studied the blade

Made from the scales of Leviathan itself