You don’t have to be “drowned” in Tridents to repair them

Straight to the boiler room

Dragons, meet Dragonwound Slash

I tip my Aristocrat Hat to you, Milady

AKA the Elden Ring allegory for chasing a PhD

More power

You’ve gone this far, keep going further

Bring your Tarnished friends

Avoid warping into The Void with these tricks

Doomscrolling

It’s time to become a farmer of shiny trinkets

No more lost ore

Good for the soul

One-shot launcher? Yes please!