“I’m just a fish, I can’t raid your base. So why did you put, that hook in my face?”

The dreaded red text errors are back!

Never bury your enemies alive.

Embarking on a quest for Petrified Wood? May your journey be full of ‘wooden’ puns and ‘petrifying’ surprises!

Even the best fighters need a boost.

I need for Qi for research purposes.

Put your “hose” to the grindstone.

So begins the eternal battle against sandstorms.

A shadow in plain sight.

Are you ready to become the Elden Lord?