“Homer Simpson vibes”

That sounds really cheap to me

She had been missing for more than a day when authorities made their grim discovery.

Confess

“Six months ago he was making fun of electric cars. Bet.”

We need more people like this.

No respect for others

The added trauma of an arrest will surely improve her life

Extremely creepy

All for freedom of the press

Orwell was right

What are the odds?!

But why was she arrested?

They had their whole lives ahead of them

Godlike Retribution