Big fish, indeed.

His story ruined Democrats’ entire weekend

Absolutely disgusting

Is there any hope?

Texas math: one text, zero job

Starships were not meant to fly

Delivery gone wrong

This seems like the best way to get constituents on your side.

The Germans did not sign up for this

“I’ll make you taste the ancestors,” they threatened

Note to self: stick to the carousel

The cap and gown made it so much worse

He didn’t deserve those comments

Sounds like a nightmarish cleanup