Shiny rock, meet shiny Pal.

Defenders of the Earth!

From friends to outfits.

You against the wild.

Cuter than Pikachu.

You gotta be the very best. Like no one ever was.

Even Master Chief didn’t want to have sex.

They may be fewer than Zoro’s, but they are no weaker.

Direhowl, I choose you!

Get to da choppa!