Putting an official end to the Console Wars.

Guess you have to invite everyone over.

Let’s spoil someone’s fun.

Think locally, act heroically.

Time to loot zombies’ homes.

Lead your ratizens to glory.

Gotta catch ’em all.

Taught by that solitary girl who dwelt in the darkest corners of the universe.

Pick the best dialogue options.

I wish I could interview whoever left this stuff here.