At least they now know the difference

Grow up.

Bulleted a Dodge there

Avoidable incident

That’s really weird

Seems a little shallow

Someone needs to work on their vocabulary

That baby could have been kidnapped

It’s not that serious, folks

This was over the line

The turkiest turkey of all time

This is just catfishing with a different color

He’s getting knocked off of Santa’s list

It’s against the law