Nick Cannon is protecting the legacy of his baby making skills. The entertainer, who has fathered 12 children with six different women, now has his balls insured. Cannon shared the unusual news on social media, revealing that he used Dr. Squatch’s Ball Valuation Tool to determine how much his family jewels are worth.
In an Instagram post, the Wild N’ Out host was dressed in a luxurious patterned suit while holding an award with gold dangling balls. “It’s official! I have the most valuable balls in the world! @drsquatch has insured them for $10M through their Ball-to-Ball Coverage,” the caption read. Dr. Squatch is a natural soap-making company that caters to men’s personal hygiene. Per Page Six, the company took out an official policy via MMA/Momentous to confer extra protection on Cannon’s balls. It is not unusual for celebrities to insure their most-valued body parts. The father-of-12 follows in the footsteps of celebrities like Rihanna, Dolly Parton, and David Beckham, who have paid hefty amounts.
Cannon, in a statement, praised the gesture, writing, “Haters say it’s time for me to stop having kids and put this super sperm to rest, but I’m doubling down on these valuable balls and my future kids.” Explaining the reason behind the insurance, he added:
“Shoutout to Dr. Squatch for giving my balls the credit they deserve and hooking me up with the protection I need to keep this family tree rolling!”
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How Do Fans Feel About Nick Cannon’s Insured Balls?
The news of Cannon’s insured balls spread like wildfire on social media, evoking mixed reactions. Some fans found the gesture hilarious, while others seemed offended by it. One fan wrote, “No one has refused Nick’s balls yet! Brilliant!” while another praised, “Not all heroes wear capes.” Cannon’s baby mama, Bre Tiesi, had this to say, ‘I’m done with u.”
Other rather harsh comments read, “Dude is a clown on so many levels. Some lass-around girl reading this is wondering where to put in her application. All those kids and baby mommas ain’t gonna be any money left when he dies.” A fourth fan echoed a similar sentiment, writing, “Nothing to be proud of and how desperate are those women.”
Despite the reactions, Nick Cannon seems pretty secure in his decision, which is all that matters.
