Black women did not ask for this commentary.

We got nothing left to satirize these days

Is that necessary?

He said it in front of an audience

He had a lot to say until he didn’t

His story ruined Democrats’ entire weekend

Starships were not meant to fly

Bath mat economics, explained

The bankruptcy numbers did not get the memo

It’s her opinion

The odd one out

Taxes chasing taxpayers?

Now everyone’s watching.

That’s… something