Those residents truly care about their community

That might be smart

Maybe she needs help

Someone has free time on their hands

Hook, line, and sinker

Totally unacceptable

So whodunit?

Texas math: one text, zero job

Starships were not meant to fly

Shameful behavior

Trashy behavior, in a literal sense

To “protect and serve,” it ironically reads

She even brought her home.

They want to be seen